Though Anja's day job is with Volkswagen Rabbit
(if better one came, she might grab it)
her heart really lies
in "Desp'rate Housewives,"
and shopping spree and blogging habits.


Newspapers, at this point in time
have two sections they can combine--
take bizness and sports
and fuse those reports
into one big section called "crime."


"Reality" TV contestants
somehow miss the genre's main lesson:
The "winners" will gain
a future of "fame"
as answers to trivia questions.


Confirmed by all studies and stats:
Americans are freakin' fat!
Our kids, too, grew plump--
and now grow the rumps
on even our damn dogs and cats!